Your Pirattitude Sucks

Today, if you were not aware, is Talk Like a Pirate Day. But not here on this blog.

In general, I don't choose sides, but in the Pirate/Ninja debate, I have to. And it's not much of a question, as far as I'm concerned.

Pirates: thieves, missing appendages, filth, drunkenness, Johnny Depp, homosexuality

Ninjas: the Ninja Turtles, Surf Ninjas, Batman, shuriken, and a certain demi-god named Chuck Norris

Disagree? Vote and then defend your pick here.


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