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The new world's oldest person died, after a reign of only a week. Last week the old oldest person died. I think I'm noticing a pattern here. Whoever gets this title seems make a quick transition from oldest living person to newest dead person. Next oldest person, I'd watch my back if I were you. This is one title you do not want to win. In fact, I hope I die long before I get to be the world's oldest person.