Army of the Dead

A week or so ago, the Army sent out letters to 75 Army officers who had been killed in action, urging them to return to active duty. At first I was a bit critical of the idea, but the more I thought about it, the more it makes sense. Why not use dead soldiers to fight our wars? We wouldn't have to worry about them dying, again. They wouldn't care if they didn't have enough armor. Heck, they wouldn't need food or salaries.

If elected President, I pledge to increase the number of deceased soldiers serving in our armed forces. Adding 10 or 20 thousand dead soldiers to our forces in Iraq would be the perfect solution. Apparently, the only thing we need to win the war there is to reach some magical number of troops stationed there.


Blogger Erik Opsal said...

We saw how well the army of the dead worked in lord of the rings...this just might work.

12/1/07 16:16  
Blogger Dorshorst said...

They did lose in Army of the Dead, the third Evil Dead movie. Still, undead warriors would be nice to have.

17/1/07 02:31  

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