Hodgepodge Tuesday: Thursday Sports Edition

Sorry Jon Stewart, you'll have to wait another year to try to cheat your way into heaven. The St. Louis Cardnials won the NL pennant. They now have the honor of being the team that gets to lose to the Detroit Tigers. Nation take note: the power is consolodating in the Midwest.

Good news: the NFL bomb threat was fake. There is no reason to fear a terror attack on the NFL stadiums in New York, Miami, Atlanta, Seattle, Houston, Oakland, and Cleveland. The scariest thing this weekend will be the actual games of Arizona at Oakland and Green Bay at Miami.